Welcome To The International Haus of Smooth
You Don't...Wanna Fuck Wit Shannon...Cause Shannon...Will Fuckin Kill you !
This is the JacSmooth show,
its not the SmoothJac show,
it is my favorite show,
because it is my show.
Its the JacSmooth Show !
Let's Play !

JacSmooth
on
22nd Mar 1999

I'm 21 years old, from CT. I get a wonderful education at Fordham University.



Who's Got the Goodie Goodie...OK....Cause I need Some! OK...

Some of My best buds are....Thin,Link,Dish,Mike & G-Reg.
Shout outs to all my ol peeps...G-Spot,Daligs,Michael "air Shoe",Harish Natarajan,Shania Twain,Greg Sluti,Dan Mazzara, Moniqua, Eugene,Alicia,Bridgett,Lisa,
the name of the girl whose name is tattooed on her arm, AL, Krista, Elianis, Trish, Erika, Jenny Jenn Onion SOup Mix, Deaf Girl who saw brian and i out on a date, that chic that was vibing me at potion lounge...,Shannon Mckenna (i know i am geek..Get over it !) Jenn CONNecticut, Shannon, Lisa, Christina, Stephanie...and our Stoli Vanils...Italian Ice,Pinky, Heather, Johanna Chiquita Banana Head, Court,Kathleen,Stacey Atchison,Scott,Dee from crooklyn,Norah, Natalie,

More shout outs to WesMan shout outs to Christie Jones, Beth (im loving the vibrant red hair) The Whole East Hill Woods crew of the past...theresa...you know you want it. Marmisa...Triznick.....Christian Concha and how could i forget ...Ali...You scumbag pantry bitch. Big Ups to tor-bjorn who helped scott and I blow up a beaver pond with an M120, props to feegs, The Palmas, shortty,Rod,Piazz,Gill and whoever I forgot....too bad and go fuck yourself.
.....Old drinks to Lisa, Ben.
Rest in Peace...Greco,Tami,Peco,Basil


Peace outs to all my loving children.

special shout out to LINK&Jeff.
Fidelio
Coochie is a funny word... i wonder if you could say it on TV... I guess it all depends on how you say it...There's a lot of words that you could possibly get away with on TV...hmmm lets see... how bout chavina, or... shiznit... Do you really think they'd beep you out if you were a guest on Leno and you said, "damn...my stomach really hurts...I think i need to take a Shiznit!" - i'm not sure if that would fly. Or what if you said, "damn...what i really want out of life is some good coochie!" -that might be pushing it. Think about that stuff, and in the mean time why don't you go to your garage and drink some paint.



In the meantime why not check out the link below to get your own 20MB of free webspace?

www.fortunecity.com





Commentary

I went from luke warm to hot....Its the hard knock Southbury Life! Lately i've been interviewing like a GEEK. I've been Interview Jones as Greg would say....But i've also been guy on campus who wears a suit everyday Jones. And i've been assured by most of my friends that I'm turning into a full-blown dork at an alarming rate...particularly my good red-haired friend, who lives in jersey, had a halloween party and dressed up as a bush, hates soulvaki, looks like nicole kidman, works out every day, wears leather pants on casual fridays, snakeskin on tuesdays, and is too good for my punk ass. (But i'm not gonna mention any names) anyways this mystery friend of mine says i'm getting out of control. Pre-writing thank you letter templates, kissing ass, memorizing facts out of annual reports and networking it with anyone with "head recruiter" as part of their title. So go ahead .... Call me Mr. Johnny Interview.... I want a job and i don't care how i get it. I need to raise a crazy amount of Bank if i'm gonna keep my red haired friend happy. see baby...don't be fooled by the skin tight helmut langs!

Verizon.

Comments


When we ended the year... Feegs and I were in creative mindset. We wanted to document all of Dan's wonderful Nicknames. Here's the tentative list. If you have any other suggestions please email them to me.
-DNN (dan news network)
-critical dan
-Fozzy
-Grizzly
-Grizz Nasty
-Big Grizzly
-Grizz
-Danny Phone calls
-Data-base Dan
-Sabertooth Dan
-The Mazdaq
-Big Wooly
-Big Stinky Butt
-Big Husky
-Mazztadon
-Dj Grizzle
-Funk Masta Nasty
-Southstreet Dan
-Grizzly Seaport
-OpDan 2000
-Y2Dan
-Sean Puffy Mazz
-the notorious M.A.Z
-big Mazz
-Big Wooly Style




BUT MR MADISON... THERE ARE NO PENGUINS HERE!
interests:

  • Cars/Motor Racing
  • Comedy
  • Computers/Technology
  • Movies/TV
  • Music: House/Hip-Hop
  • Music: Jazz, Experimental
  • Music: R and B, Soul
  • Music: Rock and Pop
  • Music: Techno, Electronic
  • PC Games
  • Pets/Animals
  • School/College
  • Sports: Basketball
  • Sports: Fishing


-Favorite Response: "sweet"
-Favorite Adjectives: rad,sweet
-Favorite Person(s): Trip McNeely or Sherm
-Favorite Male:Jon Voight, for producing such a fine daughter
-Favorite Female:Dan's Mom
-Favorite Country other than the Philippines:Canada
-Favorite Friend's Sister to Fool around with when your friend is out of town: i'm not even gonna say
-Favorite abbreviation:FU
-Favorite Screen Name:Jacsmooth
-Favorite Number:2
-Favorite Place to hang out in the city: The Canteen
-Favorite Place to park a car:Make out point... You know what i'm talking about.
-Favorite Drink: Vodka Tonic
-Funniest People I know to date: Greg,Daligs,the boyz back home,Most of my fordham peeps.



-Favorite Food:Sangria Fruits
-Favorite Movie:Carlito's Way
-Favorite Country:Philippines
-Favorite Disc:Bizarre Ride to the Pharcyde
-Favorite Pen: Dr. Grip
-Favorite TV Show: Simpsons,Tom Green
-Favorite Channels:Discovery,TLC,History,Espn,QVC
-Sickest thing i've done: The whole "fishing incident"
-Favorite games:GTA
-Favorite sayings: "Its not even so much me as it is _______(what ever character im playing a game with), He's good."
"You know you really should practice this when im not here...to get better..and give me competition."
oh thats sweet"
"relax"
-Favorite Highschool memory:?
-Favorite toys:Legos
-Favorite cartoon: Loony Tunes
-Favorite Simpson Characters: Dr. Nick Riviera, Android (comic book guy),Ralph Wiggum,groundskeeper Willy

favorite boy band: N'Sync
Favorite N'sync member: Justin Timbersomething
Favorite Series: The Sopranos
Favorite Character on the Sopranos: Furio
Favorite Bar: The greatest bar on earth...WOW...Windows of the World. Where a round of drinks costs $$$.
Favorite Casino game: Roulete
Favorite Cold Remedy: Nyquil
Favorite locale for watching a game: ESPN ZONE
Favorite Wine: Merlot
Favorite Steak: Peter Lugers
Favorite Vodka: Ketel One, Stoli Oranj
Favorite American Pie character: Sherm.



And if you have anything to say to me email me with you hatred.
I'll just reply with - "Probably, but more likely the opposite"

LOOK AT THIS YOU ASS-HEAD...just give it a le clic




Bring it!
Favorite Links
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Dan Mazzara
A good site with a nice photo album





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